i seriously need someone to date me for the sole reason that i can’t keep eating half a bag of sunchips when i come home drunk.
cosmo tip #675
expertcosmotips: seductively eat all the food in his house
"Five things everyone should know about U.S.... →
1. The US incarcerates more people per capita than any other nation in the world: Approximately 1 in 100 adults or more than 2.2 million people are behind bars in the US, according to the Pew Center on the States. In addition, another 4.6 million (or a total of almost 7 million) people live under some form of correctional supervision. Although the US is widely recognised as a “land of...
Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know...– Amy Poehler (x)
oops, i did it again
i’m an idiottttt something something something
Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place, but there is...– From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E.L. Konigsburg RIP - this book and The View From Saturday were two of my favorites growing up. (via younginnewyork)
man, i switched two shifts and went out feeling ill to go to this beets show because i’ve been listening to their last album on repeat for months, and then they play a few obscure tunes and leave because the singer’s too fucked up. what a disappointment. oh well. thank goodness for friends with free booze and rides home. training as a server next week at work. i am mildly panicked...
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.– Nora Ephron (via kari-shma)
to anyone in boston, i am thinking of you and hoping for answers. don’t know why anyone would target such an event. i hope you are all safe and well.
HI TUMBLR I NEED YOUR HELP
do any of you currently reside in paris or have friends in paris? desperately seeking affordable housing come september. coloc/chambre/studio/n’importe quoi. this will make the difference between me living abroad next year or rotting away aux etats-unis. merci! - emily
how quickly one’s mood can go from JT and couscous to shellac and cigarettes.
The point of public relations slogans like ‘Support our troops’ is that they...– Noam Chomsky (via hateyrstate)
What is the deal with airline food?– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
my okcupid profile was just visited by a guy who’s username is ‘mydirtysandal.’ should i go for it?
saw this girl at a tiny house show the other night...