May 2013
i seriously need someone to date me for the sole reason that i can’t keep eating half a bag of sunchips when i come home drunk.
cosmo tip #675
expertcosmotips:
seductively eat all the food in his house
"Five things everyone should know about U.S.... →
1. The US incarcerates more people per capita than any other nation in the world: Approximately 1 in 100 adults or more than 2.2 million people are behind bars in the US, according to the Pew Center on the States. In addition, another 4.6 million (or a total of almost 7 million) people live under some form of correctional supervision.
Although the US is widely recognised as a “land of...
April 2013
Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know...
– Amy Poehler (x)
oops, i did it again
i’m an idiottttt
something something something
Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place, but there is...
– From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E.L. Konigsburg
RIP - this book and The View From Saturday were two of my favorites growing up.
(via younginnewyork)
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man, i switched two shifts and went out feeling ill to go to this beets show because i’ve been listening to their last album on repeat for months, and then they play a few obscure tunes and leave because the singer’s too fucked up. what a disappointment. oh well. thank goodness for friends with free booze and rides home.
training as a server next week at work. i am mildly panicked...
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.
– Nora Ephron (via kari-shma)
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to anyone in boston, i am thinking of you and hoping for answers. don’t know why anyone would target such an event. i hope you are all safe and well.
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HI TUMBLR I NEED YOUR HELP
do any of you currently reside in paris or have friends in paris?
desperately seeking affordable housing come september. coloc/chambre/studio/n’importe quoi.
this will make the difference between me living abroad next year or rotting away aux etats-unis.
merci!
- emily
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how quickly one’s mood can go from JT and couscous to shellac and cigarettes.
The point of public relations slogans like ‘Support our troops’ is that they...
– Noam Chomsky (via hateyrstate)
What is the deal with airline food?
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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my okcupid profile was just visited by a guy who’s username is ‘mydirtysandal.’ should i go for it?
March 2013